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Bless Your Heart Burgers Portland - 33rd
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Featured Items
- Single Classic
Made with love, 1/4 lb. NW natural beef, Duke’s mayonnaise, brown mustard, ketchup, sweet onions, shredded lettuce, homemade zucchini pickles, and American cheese on a toasted potato bun.
$8.95 - Small Fry
Classic salty potato goodness.
$4.00 - Large Fry
Classic salty potato goodness, but more of it!
$6.00
Food
SPECIAL!
- The Forager Single
Quarter pound NW natural beef, local chanterelle mushrooms, rosemary aioli, arugula, and melty Swiss cheese on a toasted potato bun.
$13.45 - The Forager Double
Two quarter pound NW natural beef patties, local chanterelle mushrooms, rosemary aioli, arugula, and melty Swiss cheese on a toasted potato bun.
$15.45
Burgers
- Single Classic
Made with love, 1/4 lb. NW natural beef, Duke’s mayonnaise, brown mustard, ketchup, sweet onions, shredded lettuce, homemade zucchini pickles, and American cheese on a toasted potato bun.
$8.95 - Double Classic
Made with love, two 1/4 lb. NW natural beef patties, Duke's mayonnaise, brown mustard, ketchup, shredded lettuce, sweet onions, homemade pickles, and American cheese on a toasted potato bun.
$12.95 - Single Bless Your Heart
1/4 lb. Carolina burger with love, beef chili (contains gluten), onions, coleslaw, yellow mustard, Texas Pete's hot sauce, homemade zucchini pickles, and American cheese on a toasted potato bun.
$9.95 - Double Bless Your Heart
Carolina Burger with two 1/4 lb. NW natural beef patties, love, beef chili (contains gluten), onions, cole slaw, yellow mustard, Texas Pete's hot sauce, homemade zucchini pickles, and American cheese on a toasted potato bun.
$13.95 - Single LL Cool J
1/4 lb NW natural beef patty, bacon, guacamole, ranch, brown mustard, ketchup, sweet onions, shredded lettuce, homemade zucchini pickles, and American cheese on a toasted potato bun.
$10.95 - Double LL Cool J
Two 1/4 lb. NW natural beef patties, guacamole, ranch, bacon, brown mustard, ketchup, sweet onions, shredded lettuce, homemade zucchini pickles, and American cheese on a toasted potato bun.
$14.95 - Single Y'all Come Back
1/4 lb NW natural beef patty with American cheese, griddled onions, and slathered with our house fry sauce
$8.95 - Double Y'all Come Back
Two 1/4 lb. NW natural beef patties with American cheese, griddled onions and slathered with our house fry sauce
$12.95 - Single Love
1/4lb NW Natural beef patty, spicy mayo, griddled jalapenos, shredded lettuce, sweet onions, American cheese. $1 of every Love Burger goes to support Neighborhood House. Spread some love.
$9.95 - Double Love
Two 1/4 lb NW natural beef patties, spicy mayo, griddled jalapenos, shredded lettuce, sweet onions, American cheese. $1 of every Love Burger goes to support Neighborhood House. Spread some love.
$13.95
Fried Chicken
Dogs
- Bless Your Heart Dog
Nathan's 100% Beef Hot Dog, chili, onions, ketchup, yellow mustard and beer cheese sauce.
$9.95 - Down N Dirty Dog
Nathan's 100% Beef Hot Dog, grilled onions, peppers, mushrooms, beer cheese sauce, ranch, and BBQ spice.
$9.95 - Classic Dog
Nathan's 100% Beef Hot Dog. Topped with ketchup, mustard, relish and onions.
$7.95
Kids
- Kids Cheeseburger
For kids 12 and under only. A 1/4 lb. NW natural beef patty, ketchup and American cheese.
$7.00 - Kids Hot Dog
For kids 12 and under only. Nathan's 100% Beef Hot Dog with ketchup.
$6.00 - Kids Grilled Cheese
The Americana classic. Texas Toast and American cheese.
$5.50 - Kid's Chicken Tenders$5.50
Fries and Sides
- Small Fry
Classic salty potato goodness.
$4.00 - Large Fry
Classic salty potato goodness, but more of it!
$6.00 - Small BBQ Fry
Our classic fries, tossed in a housemade dry BBQ spice. Side of ranch for dippin’!
$5.00 - Large BBQ Fry
Our classic fries, tossed in a housemade dry BBQ spice. Side of ranch for dippin’!
$7.00 - Chili Cheese Fry
Classic fries, smothered in beer cheese and our house Carolina meat chili, with onions and yellow mustard. You may want an extra napkin.
$8.95 - Side Fry Sauce
2 oz side of our house fry sauce, a secret mix of mayo, ketchup, house relish and spices.
$1.00 - Side Ranch
2 oz side of our homemade ranch
$1.00 - Side Spicy Mayo$1.00
- Side Beer Cheese
4 oz side of liquid cheesy goodness. Contains gluten.
$2.50 - Down N Dirty Fries
Classic fries tossed in our house BBQ spice, covered with beer cheese, ranch, griddled mushrooms, peppers, and onions. Everything but the kitchen sink.
$9.95 - Side Relish
2 oz side of our house pickle/pepper relish.
$1.00 - Side Chili
4 oz side of our house made Carolina style meat chili. 100% Beef. Contains gluten.
$2.50 - Side Guac
4 oz side of our house made guacamole.
$2.00 - Side Coleslaw
4oz side of our house made coleslaw.
$2.00 - Side Dill Coleslaw$2.00OUT OF STOCK
Sweets
- Rocky Road Brownie
Dense, fudgy brownie with house made marshmallows, toasted almonds, and mini chocolate chips.
$5.00 - Soda Float
Your choice of bottled soda and vanilla ice cream!
$7.00 - Cold Brew Float
12oz Relevant Coffee Nitro Cold Brew and vanilla ice cream! Please note that we are unable offer items containing soft serve for delivery orders. If ordered for delivery, the item will be automatically refunded.
$8.50OUT OF STOCK
Beverages
Beer, Cider, & Seltzer
- Zoiglhaus - Zoigl-Black Lager (12oz)$5.00
- Lubanzi - Rosè Bubbles (250ml)$9.00
- Miller - High Life$3.00
- NOCA - Too Turnt Tea (12oz)$6.00OUT OF STOCK
- Double Mountain - Dry Cider (12oz)$6.00
- Migration - Proper Pilsner$5.00OUT OF STOCK
- Best Day - West Coast IPA (N/A)$5.00
- Topo Chico - Ranch Water$7.00
- pFriem - Lager$5.00OUT OF STOCK
Non Alcoholic
- Mexican Coke$3.50
- Mexican Fanta Orange$3.50
- Virgils Root Beer$3.50
- Topo Chico Mineral Water$3.50
- Cheerwine$3.50
- Minute Maid Apple Juice$3.50OUT OF STOCK
- Fountain Coke$3.00
- Fountain Diet Coke$3.00
- Fountain Sprite$3.00
- Fountain Seagrams Ginger Ale$3.00
- Dr. Pepper$3.00
- Fountain Hi-C Pink Lemonade$3.00
- Relevant Coffee Nitro Cold Brew (12oz)$6.50OUT OF STOCK
- Americana Huckleberry Soda$3.50OUT OF STOCK